8 Snapple Flavors To Skip And 8 That Deserve A Permanent Spot In Your Fridge
Snapple has been quenching our thirst since the 1970s with its wide array of tea and juice drinks. But not all Snapple flavors hit the mark, as some leave us reaching for something else, while others have us coming back for more.
Let’s explore which Snapple varieties deserve a permanent spot in your refrigerator and which ones you might want to skip on your next grocery run.
1. Tastes Off: Diet Peach Tea
The artificial sweetener aftertaste ruins what could be a refreshing experience. Unlike its full-sugar counterpart, this diet version creates a strange lingering sensation that overpowers the subtle peach notes.
Many loyal Snapple fans report that the sweetener creates an almost metallic finish. Even peach enthusiasts find themselves disappointed by how the promised fruit flavor gets lost in translation.
2. Tastes Off: Kiwi Strawberry
What should be a fruity paradise turns into a sugar overload. The kiwi component barely registers, while the strawberry element tastes more like candy than actual fruit. My family used to stock this regularly until we realized nobody was drinking it.
The artificial aftertaste lingers uncomfortably long, making this a one-sip-and-done experience for most people who try it.
3. Tastes Off: Cranberry Raspberry
Medicinal undertones ruin what should be a berry bonanza. The cranberry component comes across as artificial rather than delivering the natural tartness cranberry lovers crave. The raspberry element gets lost in the mix.
During a summer picnic last year, this was the only flavor left untouched in the cooler – even after hours in the sun when everyone was desperately thirsty, guests reached for water instead.
4. Tastes Off: Orange Mango
Confused flavor profile that does justice to neither fruit. The orange component tastes like flat soda, while the mango notes come across as artificial and chemical-adjacent rather than tropical and juicy. The aftertaste leaves a strange coating on your tongue.
During a blind taste test with friends (yes, we actually do Snapple tastings!), this consistently ranked at the bottom with comments like “tastes like orange-scented cleaning products.”
5. Tastes Off: Diet Raspberry Tea
Artificial sweeteners hijack what could be a berry good experience. The chemical aftertaste fights with the raspberry flavor, creating an unfortunate clash that leaves your taste buds confused rather than satisfied. The promised raspberry notes get buried under the diet taste.
Even hard-core Snapple enthusiasts who need sugar-free options typically reach for other diet flavors before this one, which speaks volumes about its place in the Snapple hierarchy.
6. Tastes Off: Lemonade Tea
Identity crisis in a bottle. Neither the lemonade nor the tea components shine through properly, creating a muddled flavor profile that doesn’t satisfy fans of either drink. The sweet-to-tart balance misses the mark completely.
I once brought a six-pack to a barbecue, thinking it would be the perfect summer refreshment, but found myself apologizing as friends politely sipped and then discreetly set aside their barely-touched bottles.
7. Tastes Off: Fruit Punch
Generic carnival flavor without the fun. Snapple’s Fruit Punch lacks any distinguishable fruit identity, instead delivering a vague sweetness that could be labeled as anything. The cloying sweetness builds with each sip, becoming increasingly unpleasant.
When you consider the exceptional flavors in Snapple’s lineup, this forgettable option feels like it was created as an afterthought rather than with the brand’s usual attention to taste.
8. Tastes Off: Grapeade
Purple disappointment in a glass bottle. Snapple’s Grapeade manages to taste simultaneously artificial and watered down, missing the mark on genuine grape flavor that other brands have mastered. The syrupy sweetness overwhelms any fruit nuance.
Back in college, I bought a case thinking it would be refreshing during study sessions, but ended up trading them away after just one bottle left me with a strange aftertaste.
9. Belongs in Every Fridge: Peach Tea
Sweet, summery, and perfectly balanced! Regular Peach Tea delivers exactly what the label promises – a harmonious blend of black tea with juicy peach flavor that transports you to a Southern porch swing. The natural peach essence shines through without tasting artificial.
I’ve converted numerous non-tea drinkers with this gateway flavor that bridges the gap between refreshment and dessert in a bottle.
10. Belongs in Every Fridge: Lemon Tea
Classic perfection in liquid form! Snapple’s Lemon Tea delivers the ideal balance between citrus brightness and smooth black tea depth. The tartness cuts through the sweetness just right. Year-round versatility makes this a staple that works in any season.
Whether paired with spicy foods or enjoyed solo, this flavor never disappoints and maintains its reputation as the reliable friend of the Snapple lineup.
11. Belongs in Every Fridge: Raspberry Tea
Berry brilliance meets tea perfection! The raspberry flavor tastes remarkably authentic, like someone muddled fresh berries directly into your tea instead of relying on artificial flavoring. The beautiful ruby color matches its bold taste profile.
I’ve served this at summer gatherings where it disappeared faster than any other beverage option, proving its universal appeal across different palates and preferences.
12. Belongs in Every Fridge: Mango Madness
Tropical vacation vibes captured in glass! Each sip delivers authentic mango flavor that balances sweetness with that distinctive tropical tanginess that real mangoes provide. The sunshine-yellow color brightens any day.
During one particularly gloomy winter, I found myself reaching for this flavor repeatedly – it became my liquid sunshine therapy, transporting me mentally to a beach hammock even while snow piled up outside.
13. Belongs in Every Fridge: Apple
Crisp, nostalgic, and surprisingly authentic! Snapple’s Apple flavor manages to capture fresh orchard goodness without venturing into candy-apple territory like so many apple drinks do. The perfect balance of sweetness and tartness makes this an all-season winner.
My nephew refuses to drink any other flavor – he once hid an entire case in his closet when he heard guests were coming over, fearing they’d drink his precious apple stash!
14. Belongs in Every Fridge: Pink Lemonade
Carnival nostalgia in every sip! Snapple’s Pink Lemonade delivers the perfect pucker-to-sweet ratio that makes this classic so beloved, with that hint of berry that gives it the signature blush color. Refreshment levels are off the charts, especially when ice-cold.
During a family reunion heat wave, we went through two cases in a single afternoon – my cousin even used it as a base for adult beverages later that evening, proving its versatility.
15. Belongs in Every Fridge: Diet Lemon Tea
Miracle of miracles – a diet drink that actually tastes good! Unlike other diet Snapple options, this version maintains the integrity of the original flavor without that pronounced artificial sweetener aftertaste. The lemon notes shine through clearly.
My health-conscious sister switched to this from regular Lemon Tea and claims she can’t tell the difference, which is perhaps the highest praise a diet beverage can receive from a former sugar devotee.
16. Belongs in Every Fridge: Fruit Punch Tea
Surprisingly sophisticated for a punch flavor! Unlike the regular Fruit Punch, this tea-infused version adds depth and complexity that elevates it beyond typical sugary fruit drinks. The tea base cuts the sweetness perfectly.
When I introduced this to my tea-hating brother-in-law, he was skeptical but ended up finishing the bottle and asking if I had more. Now it’s his go-to flavor whenever he visits, proving its crossover appeal.